I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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