So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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