Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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