Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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