I didn't shave. On purpose
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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