he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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