woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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