Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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