I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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