Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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