Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Boobs speak an international language.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize
