i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
