We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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