due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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