Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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