So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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