Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
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Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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