did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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