Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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