standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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