its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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