We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
