did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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