u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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