lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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