I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
third nipple confirmed
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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