When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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