We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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