I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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