White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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