If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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