I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The power of my boobs compel you
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
