We're like a lot better than the average bears
Barsexuality is the new black.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Randomize
