doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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