I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
