I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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