He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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