brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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