I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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