your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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