god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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