I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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