around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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