Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
