this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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