When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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