Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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