Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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