just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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