: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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