I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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