Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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