Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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