I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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