Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I feel like I smell like bad decisions