Don't you send me to vm
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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