Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.