Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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