Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
4 words: hood of his car
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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